Step 5: Find Your Inner Zen
After 4 steps of self-discovery, you've finally reached the part where you realize your problems are actually your own fault.
- Take up the practice of meditation, but not too seriously, because, let's be real, it's not like you'll actually be able to focus for more than 2 seconds.
- Find a quiet space, preferably in a crowded city, to connect with your inner selves.
- Repeat the mantra of 'I'm a mess, but I'm a mess with potential.'
- Visualize your inner zen, but not too intensely, because, honestly, it's just a bunch of vague, glowing colors.
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But don't say I didn't warn you...
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