Step 6 is all about embracing your inner sloth and finding creative ways to justify your perpetual sleep-in. Here's a step-by-step guide:
1. Claim you're a "night owl" and use this as a badge of honor. Tell people you're a creative genius who works best in the stillness of the night, and that your best ideas come to you in the wee hours.
2. Develop a complex system of coffee IVs and caffeine IVs to sustain you through the day. This is science, folks!
3. Create a fake "morning person" persona for social media. Share pictures of yourself in a bright, sunny park, with a fake smile and a "good morning, world!" caption, even if you're actually still in bed.
Proceed to Step 7: "The Art of Pretending to Be Productive When You're Not"