Chapter 2-2: The Silence of the Wall

Chapter 2-2: The Silence of the Wall

As we've established in the previous chapter, the art of procrastination is a delicate balance of distractions and excuses. In this chapter, we'll explore the subtle art of doing nothing while appearing to be doing something.

It's all about creating the perfect silence.

Step 1: Remove all distractions, including the cat.

Step 2: Create a soothing atmosphere, preferably with the help of some ambient techno music and scented candles.

Step 3: Focus on the task at hand, which is, of course, nothing.

And voilà! You're doing the impossible: doing nothing while appearing to be doing something.

But be warned: this silence can be deceiving. The wall of silence has a way of growing, and before you know it, you'll be trapped forever.