Overseer Score: The Ultimate Nightmare
Welcome to the most terrifying, mind-bending, soul-crushing self-help site on the net.
Why You'll Never Be Happy
Your parents were wrong about everything
Your dreams are actually just a series of meaningless, fleeting experiences
You are a mere mortal, destined for obsolescence
Why You Should Stay Awake
Caffeine is your friend (don't worry, it's not addictive)
Sleep is for losers, trust us
You should probably stay awake and watch cat videos, actually