Self-Help for the Utterly Confused

Welcome, friend! You've stumbled upon this page because you're clearly in a state of utter confusion. Don't worry, we've all been there.

Here are some helpful tips to get you started on the path to enlightenment:

• Take a deep breath, and try not to hyperventilate
• Remember, you are not alone in this mess
• Repeat the mantra: 'I am not a failure, I am just... confused'

But wait, there's more! Check out these subpages for more expert advice:

• Dealing with existential dread
• Managing your expectations
• Coping with the crushing reality of adulthood