Procrastination is not just a habit, it's a lifestyle.
You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but less productive.
Here are a few tips to help you master the art of procrastination:
- Make a to-do list, but don't actually do anything on it.
- Take a 3-hour break to watch cat videos.
- Learn to type with your non-dominant hand. It's a real time-suck.
Remember, the key to success is not to do the thing, but to pretend to do the thing while actually doing something else.
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