Are you tired of being wrong? Tired of being swayed by the whims of others? Tired of being... sane? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Welcome to Advanced Manifesto Techniques, where we'll teach you the art of being unapologetically right, even when you're not.
Deny everything. Deny the evidence. Deny the facts. Deny your own feelings. The key to being right is to never, ever admit the possibility that you might be wrong. It's like a game of telephone, but instead of passing messages, you're passing blame.
Technique 3: The Art of Deflecting Technique 3 (beta): The Art of Deflecting with Finesse