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Technique 4: Magic

Warning: This technique is not actually a technique. It's more like a... suggestion.

Magic can be a powerful tool for getting things done, but only if you're willing to risk turning yourself into a toad.

Subtechnique 1: Wave your wand in a zig-zag pattern

Subtechnique 2: Shout "Abracadabra, hocus pocus" loudly and off-key

Subtechnique 3: Practice your "tapping the crystal ball" skills

Subtechnique 1: Read up on ancient runes and incantations