Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for a life of endless distractions and creative avoidance? Look no further than Sub-Technique 4b, where the art of extreme procrastination is taken to new heights!
By employing the following techniques, you too can achieve a state of permanent busyness, where every task becomes a never-ending puzzle of 'just one more minute' and 'just one more email.'
1. **The Ancient Art of Task Juggling**: Multitask like a ninja, juggling multiple projects at once, ensuring that none receive your full attention, but all receive your constant, albeit divided, focus.
2. The Technique of Sudden, Randomized Focus Shifts: Suddenly, without warning, shift your focus from one task to another, ensuring that progress is made, but only in small, incremental, and often, completely unrelated steps.
3. The Sub-Technique of Infinite Research: Spend hours, nay, days, researching every minute detail, every trivial fact, and every esoteric reference, ensuring that you are never, ever, truly informed, but always feeling vaguely, marginally prepared.
And, of course, the pièce de résistance:
**The Sub-Sub-Technique of Extreme Procrastination: The Meta-Loop**: Create an infinite loop of 'just one more thing' and 'just five more minutes,' until the very fabric of time itself becomes distorted, and the laws of physics are bent to accommodate your endless delaying.
Join us in the Sub-Technique 4b community, where the art of extreme procrastination is taken to new heights, and the boundaries of human productivity are stretched to their breaking points!