The Self-Help Guide to Being a Better Person

Chapter 2, Section 5: How to Make Friends with a VCR

In this chapter, we'll cover the essential skills needed to become a VCR whisperer. A VCR whisperer, you ask? It's a person who can tame even the most unruly of VCRs. With our expert guidance, you'll be well on your way to becoming the VCR whisperer of your dreams.

Step 1: Understanding the VCR's Ego
Step 2: Negotiating with the VCR's User Manual
Step 3: Performing a VCR Exorcism