Overcoming Your Inevitable Depression: A Guide for the Clumsy

Welcome, friend. I'm glad you're here. Or, at the very least, I'm here.

You're probably wondering how you ended up with this lovely shade of gray hair, these wispy eyebrows, and a wardrobe that's seen better days. Well, let me tell you: it's not just your hair. It's not just your eyebrows. It's your INEVITABLE DEPRESSION.

Don't worry, friend. You're not alone. We're all here. Well, most of us are here. The others are either at the therapist or in a hole in the ground. But hey, that's a story for another time.

Step 1: Accepting Your Innevitable Depression

Step 2: Fighting Your Innevitable Depression with Sarcasm

Step 3: Developing an Inevitability Accepting Personality

Step 4: Learning to Love Your Innevitable Depression Acceptance

Step 5: Embracing Your Innevitable Depression as a Diet Plan

That's it. You've done it. Go ahead and Celebrate Your Innevitable Depression Success!