Step 4: Option A - "Embracing the Futility of Existence"

Welcome to Step 4: Option A, where the existential crisis has officially set in.

You've made it thus far, congratulations! Now it's time to confront the harsh reality that everything you've done so far has been a waste of time.

Here's the deal: you can either:

• Option B: "The Coping Mechanism" - a coping mechanism so advanced, it's like a coping mechanism on steroids.
• Option C: "The Acceptance Loop" - a never-ending cycle of acceptance and denial.
• Skip ahead to the thrilling conclusion: Step 5: "The Pointless Existence"!

Or, you know, just go back and do the dishes, because that's literally all that matters.