Step 4: The Agonizingly Obvious Guide to Finding Your True Purpose
Step 4: The Agonizingly Obvious Guide to Finding Your True Purpose
Are you tired of being lost? Tired of wandering aimlessly through the desert of life? Tired of eating Cheetos for every meal?
No? Just get a mirror, stare into it for 5 minutes, and you'll be a completely different person.
But seriously, this is where it gets real. We're talking existential crises, folks. The kind that'll make you question everything, including the existence of everything.
But don't worry, it's all just a part of the process, and you'll come out the other side as a completely different, slightly-better version of yourself.
Or, you know, you could just take our Step 6: The Agony of Despair course, if you're feeling particularly masochistic today.
But let's be real, that's not the point. The point is to find your true purpose, and then aggressively pursue it, no matter how many existential crises you have to endure along the way.
So, take a deep breath, and step into the abyss.
Or, you know, just Google it. That's probably what everyone else does.