Prophets of Avoidance
We are a group of experts in the art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and accomplishing nothing.
Avoidance Techniques:
Learn from our experts how to:
- Procrastinate like a pro with our patented "Sweep prophets under the rug" technique.
- Master the art of "Selective Ignorance" - the art of ignoring things until they're no longer important.
- Develop a "Just One More Minute" reflex - the ability to extend every task by an infinite amount of time.
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