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How to Not Help Yourself: A Guide for the Self-Helpless

Are you tired of being helped? Do you want to learn how to help yourself, but not too much? Look no further! This guide will show you how to achieve a delicate balance between self-reliance and utter dependence on others.

Chapter 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen | Chapter 7: The Joy of Doing Absolutely Nothing | Chapter 9: The Secret to Not Caring About Your Problems

Chapter 3: Section 1, Subsection 4 - The Fine Art of Self-Distrust

Step 1: Start by doubting everything. Yes, everything. Including your own thoughts, your own feelings, and your own sense of self.

Step 2: Practice self-deception. Tell yourself that you're not actually doing anything, but you're secretly doing everything.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're not sure what you're doing or who you are.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to mastering the art of self-helplessness.