Chapter 3, Section 23: How to Deal with Your Significant Other's Sudden Onset of Invisibility

When your partner of three years suddenly turns invisible, it's a shock. One day they're here, the next they're not. It's like they're a ghost, but, like, less friendly.

You can't even get mad at them, because, well, you're not sure they exist. It's a real mind-bender.

But fear not! We've got some tips for you:

1. Use the power of positive thinking! Repeat the affirmation "I am a good partner, and I deserve to be seen!" in front of a mirror.

2. Invest in a good pair of X-Ray glasses! It's not just for Superman anymore.

3. Host a séance! Invite some friends over, and try to contact your invisible partner through the power of telepathy.

And for the love of all things sane, don't try to cook for them! You might as well be talking to a wall.

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