Self-Help for the Chronically Inept

You've reached Step 2 of our 3-part series on "Getting Your Life Together"!

Today, we're tackling the age-old problem of Procrastination! (Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds.)

But first, take a few minutes to Relax and Recharge before we dive into the nitty-gritty of productivity.

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