Step 3: The Inability to Care (Much)

Today, we're diving into the art of cultivating a healthy dose of ambivalence towards the trivial concerns of the world. Think of it as the perfect antidote to FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) and social anxiety.

Here's your homework:

1. Practice not caring about the opinions of others. Repeat the phrase "I don't care" in front of the mirror until you start to believe it.
2. Develop a fascination with dust bunnies under the couch. Who needs Netflix when you can ponder the existential implications of a particularly fluffy dust bunny?
3. Spend 10 minutes a day contemplating the meaning of "meh". Is it a noun or verb? Can it be used as a greeting? Explore the depths of its meaninglessness.

Remember, the goal is not to care about caring. It's a paradox, we know, but trust us, it's worth it.

Step 4: The Art of Not Doing Anything About It or Step 2: Cultivating Apathy for more exercises.