Our experts have spent years studying the art of doing absolutely nothing, and we're proud to offer you this comprehensive guide on how to waste your life away.
Q: How do I make excuses for not having done anything productive today?
Step 1: Claim you were "just taking a break" for 8 hours.
Q: How do I convince my family that my cat is secretly a spy and that's why I'm not doing anything productive?
Just tell them it's a little-known fact that cats are actually highly trained operatives, and you're just gathering intel.