Envy
A covetous and resentful longing for the success of others. Symptoms include: coveting your neighbor's lawn, begrudgingly admitting that their vacation was more fun than yours.
Greed
A fixation on material wealth and status. Symptoms include: hoarding unnecessary items, buying things just to collect dust.
Wrath
A fierce and unrelenting anger, often directed towards inanimate objects, small children, or your spouse.
Sloth
A tendency towards laziness and a general lack of motivation. Symptoms include: binge-watching Netflix for 12 hours straight, forgetting to brush your teeth.
Lust
A strong and unrelenting attraction to things you can't afford, often accompanied by a deep sense of guilt and shame.
Arrogance
A sense of superiority over others, often based on little more than your own inflated ego.
Despair
A deep sadness and hopelessness, often accompanied by a sense of existential dread.