Self-Help 6: Tips for the Utterly Disillusioned

Welcome to Self-Help 6: Tips for the Utterly Disillusioned, where the experts are all just winging it.

Tip 1: Pretend to be a functional adult

Lie about having plans for the day. Make up a fake job and a fake social life.

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Tip 2: Use the power of positive thinking to ignore the crushing despair

Repeat 'I am enough' to yourself until you actually start to believe it.

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Tip 3: Find your passion, even if it's just collecting dust

Start a hobby that will never pay the bills, but will fill your heart with existential dread.

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