Welcome to the definitive, exhaustive, and utterly useless guide to quantifying the pain of being alive. Because, let's be real, everything is pain, and someone's gotta count it.
On this page, we'll be delving into the most esoteric, the most obtuse, and the most downright absurd ways to measure the agony and the ecstasy of existence.
So, buckle up, folks, and get ready to have your brain hurt.
Here are some topics we'll be covering: