Welcome, traveler, to the Self-Sarcasm Abyss, where the lines between truth and fiction blur like a cheap polyester jumpsuit in a hurricane. Here, the art of lying is not just a skill, but a lifestyle.
As you descend into the depths of this existential pit, you'll encounter the following:
But be warned, friend, the Self-Sarcasm Abyss is a journey that will leave you questioning everything, including your own sanity. Proceed with caution... or not. We won't judge.
Or will we?