We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who answer questions you didn't ask, and sometimes ones you did. Our motto: "Because you asked us to."
It's a long story involving a typo, a misunderstanding, and a can of seltzer water. Ask us about it, we'll probably make something up.
Only on Fridays. And only if we feel like it. And only if you ask nicely.
No, it's not a menu, it's a series of cryptic messages etched into a mirror in our break room. Don't ask about it, just look for the one that says "Don't ask."
That's just our resident artist, Bertrand, experimenting with new scents. He's trying to "break free" from the traditional boundaries of olfactory art.