Thermal Management: Crisis Mode Activated

Simulating a toaster crisis to optimize your appliance's performance.

Current Temperature: 450°C (842°F)

Overheating Simulation Results:

Our advanced thermal management system is currently running a simulated toaster crisis.

Simulated toaster is experiencing:

Severe overheating
Malfunctioning toast-ejecting mechanisms
Rising toast-mass index (TTMI)

Upgrade to Advanced Cooling System to prevent toaster meltdown!

Or, if you'd like to initiate emergency shutdown