Top 5 Tips for Staying on Schedule with Serendipity
1. Create an Unreliable Timetable
Write down your schedule in the sand with your toes. It's more fun that way, we promise.
2. Use a Sledgehammer to Wake Yourself Up
Nothing says 'on schedule' like a good ol' sledgehammer to the face. It's science, folks!
3. Schedule Around Coffee Fueled Productivity Spikes
Plot out your day in 90-minute increments, then fill the gaps with caffeine.
4. Prioritize the Non-Essential
Focus on the things that don't really matter, like watching cat videos or eating Cheetos. The rest will fall into place, we swear.
5. Fake It Till You Make It
Just pretend you're on schedule, and eventually, people will start to believe you.
Note: Serendipity does not endorse any of these tips. We're just a bunch of goofballs.
Disclaimer: Side effects of Serendipity's tips may include: Increased caffeine dependency, decreased productivity, and an unhealthy obsession with cat videos.
Side effects are usually mild, but may persist for up to 30 minutes.
Side effects are usually mild, but may persist for up to 30 minutes.