Deep in the heart of the feudal realm, our engineers have cracked the code on Serf Wars technology. We're talking hover-brooms, auto-fencing, and AI-powered lordships. Our R&D team has been hard at work, fueled by an endless supply of ale and the occasional peasant laborer.
Our latest innovation: the Neuro-Serf-Chip, a revolutionary new device that lets our serfs control their own destiny... for a small monthly fee, of course.
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