**Serif Syndrome: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Serifs**

Are you tired of fonts that are too smooth? Do you yearn for a typeface that screams with every letter? Look no further than Serif Syndrome!

Diagnosed by the world-renowned Dr. Papyrus, Serif Syndrome is a condition where your font becomes too... well, serif-y.

**Symptoms:**

• F fonts that are too smooth, too rounded, or too boring.
• Fonts that refuse to be read, as if they're trying to hide from you.
• A sense of desperation for something, anything, with a little more attitude.

**Treatment Options:**

• Option 1: The Serif-ectomy (Surgical removal of smooth font tissue)
• Option 2: The Font-astrophe Therapy (Extreme font styling for maximum impact)
• Option 3: The Anti-Plastic Surgery (Replace all fonts with ones that are even more serif-y)

Don't wait any longer! Visit our Consultation Room to schedule your appointment today!