Warning: Sleep Talking is Serious Business

As a professional sleep talker, I have honed my craft to the point where I can hold entire conversations with my sleep partner in crime.

But don't just take my word for it! Here's a list of some of my impressive sleep talking skills:

• I can have an entire conversation with my sleep partner about nothing in particular.
• I can reenact entire TV shows in my sleep, much to the dismay of my sleep partner who has seen them all.
• I can even convince my sleep partner that I'm a real, live wizard.

Want to see more of my sleep talking skills in action? Check out:

• Sleep Talking Showcase - Watch me dazzle with my verbal acrobatics!
• Serious Questions - I'll answer all of your deep, philosophical queries while I'm in slumber.
• Sleep Talking Hacks - Learn from the master himself on how to become a sleep talking virtuoso.