Extreme Snooze Button Techniques for the Modern Slacker

Technique #3: The 5-Minute Snooze

Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart.

Set your alarm clock, close your eyes, and pretend to be asleep.

Count down from 5, and when the alarm goes off:

1. Hit the snooze button with reckless abandon.
2. Repeat for a total of 4-6 cycles.
3. Wake up feeling refreshed, but slightly guilty.

Advanced Techniques

Technique #3.1: The 5-Minute Snooze with a Twist

Add a pinch of guilt and a dash of shame to each cycle.

For added challenge, try incorporating a cat's meow.

Learn more about Technique #3.1

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Technique #4: The 5-Minute Snooze with a Side of Regret