Mouse Scream
It's happening. The mouse scream, that is.
As you sit here, tapping away at your keyboard, have you ever stopped to consider the existential crisis of the mouse's incessant squeaking?
Is it just a matter of a loose wire or a dying hard drive? Or is it something more profound?
Perhaps the mouse is simply trying to express itself, to scream into the void of the digital abyss, a desperate cry for help, for understanding, for someone, anyone, to listen.
Or maybe, just maybe, it's trying to tell us something more... sinister.
Read on, if you dare.
Mouse Scream Theory 1: The Loose Wire of Desperation
Mouse Scream Theory 2: The Dying Hard Drive of Despair
Mouse Scream Theory 3: The Sinister Plot for World Domination
