Please note that our services are not responsible for lost limbs, sanity, or your grandmother's recipe book. We're just here to make you feel slightly better about the meaninglessness of life.
Our expert team of time-slipping counselors will guide you through the darkest corners of your existence, where the fabric of time is as malleable as our therapist's ego.
Don't let the uncertainty of time slip away from you. Join us, and together, we'll find a way to make the most of your non-linear existence.
But don't forget: time-slippage support groups are not for the faint of heart. Or, in fact, for anyone with a heart at all. Warning: Time-Slippage Support Group may lead to emotional numbness, increased risk of spontaneous temporal paradoxes, and/or existential dread.