Time Slippage Techniques
- 1. The 5-Minute Rule: If you can't find your keys, wait 5 minutes. It's not that hard.
- 2. Procrastination by Proxy: Delegate tasks to your cat.
- 3. The 3-Minute Rule: If a task can be done in 3 minutes, do it in 30. It's all about the principle.
- 4. The 2-Step Rule: If it's not working, step away from it.
Time Slippage Tips
Because adulting is hard, but it doesn't have to be.
- Don't check your phone. It's not a clock.
- Buy more snacks. You'll be fine.
- Learn to love your own reflection. It's the only one you'll be stuck with.