Q: What is Bespoke Couch Sculpting?
A: We take your ordinary sofa and turn it into an extraordinary work of art using only the finest techniques of couch whispering and the gentle touch of our expert craftsmen.
Q: How long does the process take?
A: The time it takes to transform your couch into a piece of furniture that will make you question the fundamental nature of reality is variable, but usually around 3-5 business days, depending on the complexity of the design.
Q: Is it safe?
A: We use only the most advanced couch-sculpting technologies, including the patented "Fluff-n-Prune" process, which ensures that your couch will be returned to you looking and feeling like new, but with a hint of existential dread.
Read more about our philosophy behind Bespoke Couch Sculpting