Oneirocriticism Services - Services

Because your dreams are so last season

We offer expert criticism of your dreams, guaranteed to be brutally honest and occasionally insightful. Our team of certified Oneirocritics will dissect your every waking nightmare and provide constructive feedback to help you sleepwalk your way to a better tomorrow.

Our services include:

• Oneiroanalysis - A deep dive into the symbolism and metaphors of your dreams
• Oneiroediting - We'll edit your dreams to make them more marketable and Instagrammable
• Oneiroconsulting - Let us help you monetize your dreams and turn them into the next big thing