Are you tired of the Doomsday Machine's constant apocalyptic dread? Do you yearn for a return to the halcyon days of nuclear war and societal collapse?
Look no further! With this manual reset button, you can restore the machine to its default settings and relive the thrill of impending doom.
Or, if you're feeling extra cautious, you can always try the "I'm not a robot" test:
Disclaimer: Use of this feature is not recommended. Side effects may include:
Standard Operating Procedure: A Guide to Not Pressing the Button