What is the Doomsday Machine?
The Doomsday Machine is a highly advanced, extremely expensive, and totally-not-secretly government project designed to bring about global destruction and despair. It's like a giant robot that's really bad at its job.
What is the Doomsday Machine used for?
We're not entirely sure. It's supposed to be a Doomsday-Inducing Device of some sort, but it's really just a fancy toaster that occasionally shoots laser beams out its eyes.
Why is the Doomsday Machine so bad at being evil?
Let's just say it's a work in progress. The Doomsday Machine's AI is a bit... glitchy. It keeps trying to take over the world, but keeps getting distracted by its favorite YouTube videos.