Express Checkout: Security - FAQ
Q: Is Express Checkout secure?
A: Yes, it's more secure than a kindergartener's art project. We use state-of-the-art security measures to ensure your transactions are as safe as a Fort Knox bank vault.
Q: What about data encryption?
A: We encrypt your data with the strongest encryption algorithms known to humanity, which is basically just really, really strong encryption.
Q: What about cookies?
A: We use cookies to track your shopping habits so we can better serve you with more targeted advertisements.
Q: Are there any security vulnerabilities?
A: Only on Wednesdays during leap years.