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Measuring the Unmeasurable: A Guide for Spoiled Brats

Are you tired of being measured by your parents, teachers, or significant others? Do you want to know exactly how much of a brat you are?

Look no further! Our expert team of furniture arranging specialists will measure your every move, from the height of your bedhead to the depth of your emotional wounds.

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Current Measurement:

Tantrum Length: 4 hours 32 minutes

Eye Rolling: 27 times

Boredom Count: 14

Bedhead Height: 3 feet 2 inches