Frequently Asked Questions

Here's a list of frequently asked questions about our furniture selection:

Q: What kind of furniture do you sell?

A: We sell furniture that is 99% functional, 1% fashionable, and always slightly used.

Q: Can I return my furniture if I don't like it?

A: No, but you can trade it in for a slightly-used toaster.

Q: Do you have any discounts?

A: Yes, we have a "Buy One, Get One Free" policy on all our furniture. But only if you buy both pieces at the same time, and only if they're the same piece of furniture, and only if you're a time-traveler from the past.

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like the delivery guy?

A: No, but you can try to like him, and he might like you back.