Q: What is Fussy Feline Logic?

It's a complex system of rules and regulations that govern the behavior of Fussy Felines.

Example: If it's Tuesday, and you're wearing orange socks, then you MUST eat tuna.

Or, if it's Thursday, and you've eaten cheese before, then you MUST NOT eat cheese.

And so on. It's a never-ending cycle of feline rules.

Sub-rules:

• Rule 1: If you're feeling sleepy, you must sleep more.
• Rule 2: If you're feeling awake, you must be more awake.
• Rule 3: If you're feeling hungry, you must eat more tuna.

Don't even get us started on the sub-sub-rules.

See sub-sub-rules