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"Whiskers of wisdom, purr-sonality of a god, Mittens is the feline overlord I've ever known!"
- Furry Fitzgerald, Feline Critic
February 27, 2023
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"Mittens has the softest fur in the multiverse, it's like rubbing against a cloud, but not as fluffy."
- Whiskerface Jones, Feline Philosopher
March 14, 2020
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"I've seen cats that are more lazy, but Mittens is the only one that's also secretly a genius."
- Professor Purr-cy, Feline Theorist
January 2, 2019