Technique 3: The Art of Procrastination by Evasion
This technique involves distracting yourself from the task at hand by engaging in activities that are marginally more entertaining or stimulating.
Example: Instead of writing a report, spend 3 hours scrolling through social media.
Pros: Temporarily forgets about the task, gains social media followers, and develops a strong sense of existential dread.
Cons: Never finishes the report, may develop permanent eye strain, and becomes a hermit.