Our Expertise: Prophets of Procrastination
Meet our team of experts who have mastered the art of making meetings longer, more confusing, and generally more pointless.
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Our team has developed a range of techniques to make meetings even more redundant.
Technique 1: The Art of Circular Motion Technique 2: The Power of Vainly Hope Technique 3: The Science of Unnecessary DetailsAlso known as "The Circle of Redundancy," this technique involves having each person in the meeting say the same thing in a circle around the room.
Example: "As I was saying, I think we should minimalist
ประก Learn more about The Art of Circular MotionThis technique involves having each person in the meeting say the same thing, but with a hint of false hope that anything will actually get done.
Example: "I'm sure we'll get to this eventually... maybe... someday...
We're making progress, I swear!