Meta-Philosophical Counseling - Because You Clearly Need Help

Welcome to Meta-Philosophical Counseling, where we're not actually going to help you find answers, but rather help you question the very nature of reality and your own existence. Our expert team of philosophers will guide you through a series of increasingly absurd and illogical thought experiments, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.

• Meta-Psychotic Breakdown - For when your grip on reality starts to slip.
• Epistemological Confusion - Because you're not sure what you know, or what you don't know.
• Ontological Overwhelm - When the very fabric of existence becomes too much to handle.

Meet the team of highly qualified, yet completely unhinged philosophers