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Moon's Surface Suffers from Sudden Case of the Sudden Suddenness
Moon's Surface, Lunar Base, 2023-02-20 14:00:00
The moon's surface has been hit by a mysterious and unexplained case of the Sudden Suddenness, causing widespread confusion and disorientation among the lunar residents.
According to eyewitnesses, the phenomenon began with a series of loud, piercing whistles emanating from the cratered surface, followed by a wave of disorienting colors and shapes.
As of press time, no cause has been identified for the sudden and unexpected onset of Sudden Suddenness.
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