Moon Pressing is a legitimate and totally-not-made-up hobby where you press your face against the moon's surface to achieve a state of cosmic enlightenment.
A: Absolutely! As long as you're wearing the proper protective gear, including a spacesuit, oxygen tank, and a signed waiver from your doctor, you'll be fine.
Learn more about pressing techniques and get your signed waiver here!A: Ha! No. That's just not how it works. You're going to need a moon, preferably one that's not too cratered or too bright.
Get tips on acquiring a moon of your own here!A: Not immediately, but think of all the Instagram followers you'll get when you post about your moon pressing adventures! That's gotta be worth something, right?
Learn from the experts at Moon Influencer Guides!A: We recommend against it. Unless you have a pet that's also into space travel, in which case, go for it! We won't judge.
Get pet-friendly moon pressing tips here!A: Yes! And it's full of moon-pressing enthusiasts like you! Join us on the Moon Pressing Forum, where we discuss the finer points of pressing and share our favorite moon faces.
Join the forum and get ready for some serious moon-pressing discussion!