Bob's 10 Most Important Life Lessons

Lesson 1: Never Trust a Lawyer

Bob's first lesson is all about not trusting those who wear suits and ties. It's a lesson he learned the hard way, when his cat ate his lawyer's tie.

It's a little-known fact that Bob lost his left sock in a laundry accident. Now he always carries a spare, just in case.

Bob's love for cheese is only rivaled by his love for his cat, Mr. Whiskers. He's written several books on the subject.

Bob's always wearing a watch, even though it's not really accurate. It's a fashion statement, really.

Bob's culinary skills are a crime against humanity. Don't say 'never' unless you're sure.

Bob's a bit of a worrier when it comes to fires. He has a whole closet full of extinguishers.

Bob had a pet rock once. It was a terrible experience.

Bob's had his fair share of blowouts. Now he always keeps a spare, just in case.

Bob's a master of the well-placed sarcasm. It's a lesson he's still working on, really.

Bob's not a morning person, but he's working on it. Eating breakfast helps.