Welcome to our office renovation services, where we'll make your workspace look like a stylish, functioning time bomb.
Ergonomic Chaos Theory Consulting
Bureaucratic Red Tape Management
Office Supplies Disaster Recovery
We'll turn your drab, soul-sucking office into a stylish, dysfunctional nightmare that'll make your employees question their life choices.
If you're not completely satisfied with our services, we'll provide you with a complimentary "I'm-a-losing-my-mind" stress ball to help you cope with the existential dread of our design choices.