Welcome to Phase 6 of the office renovation, where we're trading in the beige for bold.
The old fluorescent lights are being replaced with a chandelier made of neon signs from the 80s. Because, why not?
Our new break room will feature a state-of-the-art espresso machine that dispenses only the finest, most expensive coffee beans in the world.
And, because we're feeling fancy, we're adding a foosball table in the corner of the conference room. Because, who needs a break room when you can have a break table?
Stay tuned for Phase 7, where we'll be introducing our new, highly-anticipated, completely-not-a-blogger-in-chief, CMO.
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